diff --git a/.bashrc b/.bashrc
index 5ffd5d4..ce61b50 100644
--- a/.bashrc
+++ b/.bashrc
@@ -1,5 +1,11 @@
 # shellcheck disable=SC2148
 
+# fortune
+cookie () {
+  fortune -es | cowsay | lolcat -S 5
+}
+cookie
+
 # If not running interactively, don't do anything
 [[ $- != *i* ]] && return